Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Bleach and a priest

Things that people with a dirty mind need. Bleach to clean and a priest to take away the sins

Ew that’s gross! You need some bleach and a priest

by Ebbsbebs November 26, 2018

Bleach Bypass

A Process in witch a black and white image is left over a color image producing an amazingly cool effect

David Fincher commonly employs bleach bypass for his films

by Mr.scolex May 16, 2011

Beard Bleaching

When you go down on a woman often enough, the naturally acidic juices from the vagina bleach the hairs of your beard causing them to turn grey.

I had to use Just For Men because of all my years of beard bleaching.

by CongoJack February 2, 2023

Bleached Asshole

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.

Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006

Bleached Tuxedo

When 5 or more guys blow their loads on a girls chest, covering her in a Bleached Tuxedo.

Jane: Last night the boys gave me a Bleached Tuxedo.
Bernadette: You are soooo Lucky!

by Larksgirl February 24, 2010

Pass The Bleach

A term mentioned and used by fangirls/fanboys when they have watched or seen the unseeable. It's like eye bleach but only when you've seen something worse.

"This part is so cringy!"

"Someone pass the bleach!"
"I have it right now! So wait your turn!"

by MissAnime January 11, 2018