bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face
John gave Alister a great bum blanket
by WuddaWhist February 09, 2009
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Blanket of death

the most fearsome piece of cloth ever
unhand me Blanket of death
by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 03, 2019
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blanket gravy

When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy
My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!
by Ashtray85 September 10, 2017
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blanket law

when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.
Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."
by UnderpaidRobloxStaff May 28, 2019
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Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through
The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round
by Doug Chartre October 08, 2017
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Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."
"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."
by thatkid129 April 11, 2009
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The Blanket Hovers

When there are three or more people sleeping in a bed under one blanket and the middle person is only touched by the blanket and not wrapped in it. The blanket is held taut by the people sleeping on the outside and only hovers over the middle person(s).
Yo man, move over and give me some blanket, I have a wicked case of the blanket hovers.
by MG LTD. July 23, 2013
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