blade of righteousness

When some people think that their beliefs are the best for everyone, when they’re really hypocrites.

Televangelist like to swing their blade of righteousness around, while at the same time asking for a donation and making promises they know are a lie.

by Hippie Walker December 12, 2020

Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!

by paftdunk July 15, 2019

wiper-blade

(v.) To cum on someone's face, then place your testicles inside the victim's mouth and wipe the full length of your cock back and forth across their face like a wiper blade on a car.

Blake: Hey babe, can I wiper-blade you tonight?
Jenny: Are you sure? Last time I almost bit your balls off.
Blake: That's okay, I'll just wait until you're asleep.
Jenny: I love you.

by King Kenobi June 1, 2017

orcha blade

a type of knife where the blade resembles an orcha or whale

"i got orcha blade in my muthafuckin' hand"

by tsushima August 4, 2020

blade (hsr)

the most scrumptious emo boy to ever walk the gaming universe

You: Oh wow, who’s that hot guy?

Me: blade (hsr): the most scrumptious Emo Boy to every walk the gaming universe

by shianhari July 28, 2023

Sonya Blade

Sonya Blade; the first female from the fighting game series Mortal Kombat, is a tough, stern, but beautiful general of the Special Forces.

She has a special hatred towards the Black Dragon criminal Kano, and is married to action-hero Johnny Cage, with a daughter as well.

She was one of 3 of Raiden's chosen ones, and won the part of the tournament, making her the strongest female in MK.

"Sonya Blade, the beautiful General of Special Forces, wins a fight with Kitana and Jade."

by ---<3--- December 14, 2020

blade ball

The act of sticking razor blades in a tennis ball so the sharp end is sticking out and then putting it in a girl's ass and watching her shit it out while you're eating a blue otter pop with whip cream on your eyebrows.

"That bitch cheated on me so last night i gave her the blade ball."

by ilovepussyinyourass September 7, 2009