Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
by October 01, 2023
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Crossjawed bipolar

Saying hello and talking nicely to someone while crossing your jaw to the side bad mouthing them to the person next to you
Ricky baker: hey Simon how are you mate? Simon: yeah good mate .... Simon to Nic that cunts a fuck wit I hate that dog. Nic: mate you have crossjawed bipolar 😂
by Thesneakyscaffolder July 28, 2017
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