Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.
Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.
by Jobungus October 3, 2023
Get the american bidet mug."Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.
by Thirty-seconds January 4, 2024
Get the Golden Bidet mug.The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.
by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023
Get the The Russian Bidet mug.A sex act where one person takes a large sip of water and holds it in their mouth while another person squats over their face. The first person then squirts the water up into the second person's anus, for the purpose of sexual stimulation.
by trubbish86 March 7, 2024
Get the Bideting mug.A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)
Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it
by Wizard of Cummies December 20, 2017
Get the Finnish bidet mug.When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
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Get the Reverse-bidet mug.by Jor240 November 29, 2018
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