Just Because Friend 

A friend who will come to you and mention the plans of an activity they are putting together with other friends, with no intention of actually including you just so they can say they included you in some form and feel like a better friend than they actually are.

Jason: Hey Matt, do you want to come to this party that Jess and some other people are putting together?

Matt: Oh really? Sure! I'd love to go!

Jason: Oh, well wait a minute. I don't think we're gonna have room in the van for you. Maybe next time.

Matt: You're such a Just Because Friend...

Just Because Friend by ThatOneGuyWhoIsThatOneGuy October 8, 2011

That's funny because... 

What people do on forums to piss off the original poster by copying there first post as there's. See example. It's best to keep all there spelling mistakes and swear words as a sidenote.

Original poster: ok guys today I was at the playground and I saw this huge fat guy eating a burger. Then I wlked over and was like your fat. It was funny.
Poster2: that's funny because... today I was at the playground and I saw this huge fat guy eating a burger. Then I wlked over and was like your fat. It was funny.

That's funny because... by Lolzatu23467754 August 21, 2009

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore 

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore by skylarskank June 28, 2008

is it because i'm black?

yes

is it because i'm black? either that or it's because your a fag

is it because i'm black? by penislolxxx December 28, 2011

just because its Tuesday 

Just Because Its Tuesday!
The ironic phrase you say when someone does something for, apparently, no reason.
So, synonym of “why not?”, its a funny and sarcastic way to describe an action that you or someone else did and you don’t know why, for a stupid reason or even because their mind said to do so.

Person:” Why didn’t you go to the office today?”
You:” Just because it’s Tuesday “

Person:” I’ve just read that someone stole a car to run away after robbing a National bank “
You:”Meh, that kind of things that everyone does, you know, Just Because its Tuesday “

just because its Tuesday by Aries_Head November 23, 2021

Na Because 

Used primarily by the initials AA, Na Because is a unique phrase often used to begin a hot take.

It originates from TikTok comments, where it was previously used as a sentence starter for people's dry-ass opinions.

The phrase can be used on its own or in conjunction with an additional 'Na'. This forms the classic 'Na bc na' which is a powerful set of words. Please be mindful and use it sparingly, if overused problems may occur.

Na because dessert before mains
Na bc na the Weeknd is fit

Na Because by Bluexgreenbudgie June 4, 2022

did you search this because you are board

I got board and you did to

did you search this because you are board

did you search this because you are board by A coool persone March 19, 2020