Belgian Blindfold

When you sit across a girls face and let your "spuds o' love" cover her eyes and pop your man-meast in her mouth at the same time.

I gave her a Belgian Blindfold last night. she didn't even see it coming

by spider_bifida November 13, 2009

bebitch

–noun
1.an enlightened type of bitch who fully accepts the bitch in them and walks around with aloofness about being a bitch.

Bebitch Soliloquy

To bebitch, or not to bebitch, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to make people suffer with
The slings and arrows of outrageous bebitchness,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles from being a bitch
And by opposing end them.

I came to the conclusion that Jenny is a straight up bebitch after hearing her talk about her girlfriends.

by tulipan April 29, 2011

Belgian Back Hander

A traditional style of wanking originating from Belgium. This is practiced in the shower and can be tricky! you must have one foot in the bath and the other raised on the side of bath. You give it the berries by putting your arm round the back of the raised leg and jack yourself off in a backwards hand (knuckles facing up!), hence the name Belgium Back hander.

I was bored last night, had a great "Belgian Back Hander" and got an early night..................

by BUSTIAN August 21, 2011

belgian mustache

When you place a interesstingly groomed set of balls on the upper lip of your partner

She could not see through my Arabian goggles so I gave her a Belgian mustache

by Baron Mustache December 8, 2015

Belgian Hot-dog

To ejaculate on a man's penis whilst it's places between the cheeks of another person.

Guy 1: I didn't think he was gay.
Guy 2: Obviously he is, we made a Belgian Hot-dog the other day

by The Colombian Kiddy Fiddler May 16, 2017

beginner's luck

1) When you invite a person to do something that you pride yourself in and they are better at it than you. You usually use this word if you are somewhat of a sore loser.

2) The person who is better at something than your friend even though your new at it can also use this word to be humble and comfort their friend. This definition can be used to show off sometimes.

1) Jeff: "Hey I'm pretty good at this!"

Paige: "Pshhhh, it's just beginner's luck, bro."

2) Molly: "OH DUDE YOU ARE SO AWESOME AT THIS!"

David: "Nah, you're much better. I just have beginner's luck. Its nothing!"

by NICEUNICORN45 May 11, 2018

belgian space docking

Pooping from one man's butthole into another. Preferably with the men stacked vertically.

I tried some Belgian space docking with Toby but my foot slipped and now he has chunky peanut butter all in his chest hair.

by Peteygthing June 5, 2020