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In the library Kevin leaned over on his chair, looked around and did what he thought was a silent but deadly, deadly it was - 2 pensioners shuffling past were stopped in their tracks. One of the pensioners turned to Kevin and said " Fuck me boy, that trouser cough of yours is worthy of a 7.1 on the Beaufart scale. "Thank you" said Kevin "My previous best was only a 5.3"
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Noun (1.) People who are very pro Beaumont, TX. (2.) A deluded citizen of Beaumont, TX. i.e. One who believes Beaumont TX is something that it isn't. Beaulievers are very much like the villagers from the children's story, "The Emperor's New Clothes" wherein, realistically, they can see that he is naked but convince themselves they are seeing him in great finery because it's what they are supposed to believe and, thus, want to believe. (4.) Most beaulievers really want to be Beau-Leavers, but are stuck in the region -for whatever reason- and are simply trying to make the most of it. (5.)Beaulievers is also a hashtag event that never really took off, even locally, but is still used by 5-6 social media identities on occasion.
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In a small town no one knows so don't even know where Beaumont high school is at.
Where banning is your rival and they paint the cougar green every year, where hoco has lights, the pep rallies were better with the lights off, most subs are dicks besides Mr.V ,being involved in sports or at least one is common ,spaghetti straps arent allowed because "boys can't control themselves and it's distracting", bright yellow shirts are better for our education, teachers park close and students park in Africa then are late to class because of parking so far, "4 tardies Saturday school",(some) coaches suck, dogs walk on campus,and huge parties don't really exist.
In a small town no one knows so don't even know where Beaumont high school is at.
Where banning is your rival and they paint the cougar green every year, where hoco has lights, the pep rallies were better with the lights off, most subs are dicks besides Mr.V ,being involved in sports or at least one is common ,spaghetti straps arent allowed because "boys can't control themselves and it's distracting", bright yellow shirts are better for our education, teachers park close and students park in Africa then are late to class because of parking so far, "4 tardies Saturday school",(some) coaches suck, dogs walk on campus,and huge parties don't really exist.
Outside of Beaumont Guy: " oh yeah I don't really know where beaumonts at but I heard its just a bunch of white people"
Beaumont high school guy: you sound dumb thinking it's just white guys
Beaumont high school guy: you sound dumb thinking it's just white guys
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Your being such a Beaumont
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