serious closet

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories

Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.

by TooSick4U October 30, 2008

closet caper

An act wherein a group of friends are invited to hide in a closet and videotape an unsupecting female having intercourse with owner of said closet.

"You guys wanna come over tonight and closet caper this chick"?

by DJ Jason May 13, 2005

closet crazy

A person who appears outwardly normal to society in general but in reality are crazy then a mad hatter.

That Casi sure seems normal, but I saw her going off about something the other day, she's closet crazy!!

by berntone April 24, 2009

intolerance closet

A small, confined area that a person is forced into for a temporary detention period should he fail to be tolerant.

See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth

Little Timmy was saying awful things about negroes so I told him to spend five minutes in the intolerance closet to think about what he said.

by billy the crack fiend January 6, 2005

Babushka Closet

When you come out of the closet, only to find yourself in another, slightly larger closet. The word "Babushka" is in reference to the type of wooden doll produced in Russia, which has smaller versions of itself inside.

"Oh man, I came out of the closet and told everyone I'm asexual, but now I think I might be trans too... I'm in a babushka closet"

by Hummus hummus March 25, 2020

Closet Bitch

One who doesn't seem like a bitch but secretly is.

"You know Rachel?"
"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."

by josafo January 2, 2009

Closet Mudshark

A white chick that may possess a hidden sexual fascination and infatuation with black men. Typically this type of female may be outspoken with her dislike of blacks in the presence of friends, and may act overtly racist, but her actions indicate otherwise.

Debbie acts like she is a true racist sometimes. I've been with her when she is watching tv and sees blacks on the tube, and she shouts out 'niggers!' But at the same time, she appears to be immersed in black culture. She loves rap/hip-hop which can be as ghetto as it gets! As well as other black music. On her Facebook site, all of her 'likes' are black athletes. And she likes to hang out in dance clubs that are frequented by blacks! And I've seen her get pretty flirty with black men as well at these clubs!

I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!

by keen observer1 March 23, 2011