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p.h. balance

short for potential hipster balance or hipster potential.
when a male or female has some signs of emerging into a full blown hipster but they are in the transitional stage.
Dang, johnnys p.h. balance is going up so much, he will be a such a naughty boy hipster in like a couple months.
by rpgizz September 10, 2007
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Balanced breakfast

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.
by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008
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Cut Cap & Balance

Cut Cap & Balance is a pledge any sound thinking American can take which promotes cutting already enacted excessively crazy federal spending, permanently capping federal spending at a reasonable sustainable level, and amending the US constitution to require a balanced federal budget.

The pledge is commonly thusly repeated (hand over heart optional):

I pledge to require legislators to oppose any debt limit

increase unless all three of the following conditions have

been met:

Cut - Substantial cuts in spending that will reduce the

deficit next year and each and every thereafter.

Cap - Enforceable spending caps that will put federal

spending on a path to a balanced budget.

Balance - Congressional passage of a Balanced

Budget Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which

includes both a spending limitation and a super-

majority for raising taxes, in addition to balancing

revenues and expenses.
Tina: Yo Tom, you wild and crazy Tea Partier, you keep complaining about nutty spending liberals but I don't get what you are offering instead.

Tom: My dearest Tina, I'm not just a Tea Partier, I'm a member of The Party of FUCK NO!. Us TPoFN!’ers right now are asking every clear thinking American to take the Cut Cap & Balance pledge.

Tina: Fucking a !

Tom: Rolling over off the wet spot – I just did.
by Ur Daddie July 20, 2011
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Bazán

Usually a Hispanic female with big teeth and a cameltoe....
Damn bro that chicks a bazán, I can hear her coming..
by Cum Shot Jerry March 26, 2017
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balanced

Whoa look at her she is balanced!
Don't you mean thick bro?
I don't want to be politically incorrect.
by Makundra November 22, 2017
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balancation

(Verb)
The act/skill of balancing an object, or multiple objects.
Mark used his balancation to keep the soccer ball on top of his head.
by Mad_definitions May 21, 2018
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Balancer

(Adjective)
Unable to think clearly, bewildered. Confused
Doesn’t understand the meaning of boundaries and space.
What sort of a balancered person are you
This topic is really balancering
by Lagos22 November 10, 2019
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