Bartlebesque

To be disinterested, aimless, apathetic, or ambivalent, especially about tasks involving a minimal amount of effort; to mimic the behavior of the character Bartleby the scrivener.

I can't decide whether to order Chinese or pizza for dinner; I'm feeling Bartlebesque.

by Brooklyn Ben March 27, 2012

barlsworth

Barlsworth
A bitch ass nigga who is also so fancy that you need a second monocle I mean its a fucking headcrab drinking tea how can you get any fancier then that?

Damn look at that nigga he be a damn barlsworth

by Pootisman April 27, 2014

Bartlesnart

The act of snorting crack cocaine out of your partners ear canal and then proceeding to rip off the ear and let it decay, crushing it into dust and consuming it as an aphrodisiac.

"Dude, I totally bartlesnarted her last weekend!"
"What the literal fuck is wrong with you thats illegal"
"No that's only in like 3 states were good"
"oh okay"

by M4rcus Mun1t10ns "no refunds" April 16, 2015

Barlie

The best ship since Barvid.

Barlie is just the best thing ever.

by Tim Jackson Drake May 18, 2017

batel

BATEL is a very hot girl, who probably change her idols every two months, batel is a gorgeous girl and amazing frined, ans she is NOT a pdopil.

Guy1:" jeez batel azot kosit"
Guy2:"yeah bro I knooww"

by Wolfiemi January 8, 2018

Barlic

Short for butter and garlic, especially when prepping dishes like seafood.

... just add barlic!

by smartsaucey January 18, 2019

Barlow beatdown

When the dick is so big like a barlow it beats the pussy up.

Omg girl, Jakes dick is so big he gave my pussy a Barlow beatdown. Best ever .

by Cbax100. May 3, 2019