baceball bat

An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.

See also ass clown and turd burglar.

N Kiote found his baceball bat lodged horizontally in his lower rectum. And it hurt like a bitch.

by jaap March 29, 2004

Trailer Bat

A nasty, slutty and classless woman. A woman of poor hygiene and of poor taste. A female of low education, low intellect and little to no moral or ethical values.

A women who wears white jeans, big hair, a half shirt, is loud and sleeps around...is a trailer bat.

"That girl over at the bar is doable..." "Yeah, but look at her, she's a total trailer bat."

by Janesamania October 23, 2009

ugly bat

Exactly like an ugly stick, except it's effects of ugly are much greater.

Steve: "Oh man, that girl's boyfriend sure got hit in the face by an ugly bat."
Bob: "Yeah, she only likes him for his money."

by Reallynotnick February 8, 2008

bat-nap

To take a short nap during the daytime hours (best in the afternoon) in order to maintain a healthy routine or to prepare from any additional events that would otherwise drain much-needed energy.
Does not necessarilly mean hanging upside-down while sleeping.

"I'm going to go see Joesph D'Angeli later, so I need a bat-nap before we go."

by The Horn'd One November 30, 2009

Bat-Nipples

the deadliest weapons in the batman's arsenal, (even though they make him look pretty GAAEEE!!!)

oof, (dem bat-nips tho). the epicness of batman's BAT-NIPPLES!!!!!!

by epic dankness April 30, 2019

Bat Wing

When your nutsack is so sweaty it sticks to your legs and resembles a bat wing

The breeze in here feels pretty good, it's blowIng against my bat wing

by Bohndo December 25, 2016

Bat Flu

The bat influenza; originated in the Andes Mountain. It comes from bats and it resembles the common human flu in early stages but if gone untreated can be deadly. Sadly, there is not yet a cure. It is rumored to turn you into a vampire, instead of death, if gone untreated.

OMG, Linda was just in Mongola! I heard she got the bat flu.

by Dr. Vanhlouzinfubenhous July 30, 2009