Smashy Barrels

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated pillage and raping. See "Pirate".

"Want to go Smashy Barrels?", which may be shortened to simply "Smashy Barrels?"

by Jacob P. February 14, 2006

Rain barrel

To urinate into an anus with the penis inserted inside.

I heard Ted gave Susan a rain barrel for her birthday.

by Down Spout Jim January 17, 2022

douche barrel

The same as a douche bag but bigger or worse.

This douche barrel sucks.

by crazy ando February 26, 2009

Water barrel

Referring to a man with a belly - especially with a rounded beer gut.

“You’ ve grown yourself a bit of a water barrel haven’t you mate?!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018

hog barrel

An extremely large penis

The girl thought that the kid sitting next to her was a total squid, but she soon found out that the kid was equipped with his very own hog barrel, so she fucked him.

by lo Bessy October 25, 2013

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 06, 2014

twinkie barrel

After digesting to much Taco Bell from Jesus camp

Wow that was a straight Twinkie barrel

by Boi_1 June 17, 2018