Pull a Barishman

1) To do your job half-ass and come across as a narcissist.
2) To leave a girl hanging or to disrespect her.

1)Bro, I pulled a Barishman at work today because I make so much money at Code Ninjas, why should I teach science when I could just press play on a video ? Did you know that I’m so cool and make so much money?

2) That goalie pulled a Barishman and didn’t even try for the puck .

3) I’m gonna pull a Barishman tonight and not even call that skank back . She’s hella nasty anyway .
4) I pulled a Barishman on that ugly chick . Gave her a fake phone number .

by VEGASRON February 2, 2022

floury baps

Milky white bosoms of ample size and proportion.

I was at the beach earlier. Best thing ever. Couldn't look anywhere without seeing a pair of floury baps bouncing about

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

Bardsleyism

When a person or persons tries to give some form of information, only to mispronouce or say the wrong words, making them look like a royal moose. Can also be the word used to describe a general random comment of which is unique to the individual.

A. You shouldn't lick your knife, it's rude
B. That's a spoon...
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Omg; that's a Bardsleyism...
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A.Hey, get...stop...erm...o fuk it.
B. Dude, wtf r u tryin to say??
A. er... i dunno
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A. Where r u nw?
B. Grave!
A. Where????!!!
B. er...cemetery.
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A. Oi! Dats nt yrs!!
B. Yes it is...
A. is it? o sorry...
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A. Whers my...
B. Hair extentions? Phone? Passport? Dental records?
A. Shoes...

by Bruza2001 August 3, 2006

Barass

To bother or bugger someone in the asshole with a foreign object such as a pineapple, finger, flashlight, or an Italian grinder.

Vincent, you shouldn't barass your wife with that drumstick because she could get salmonella of the ass.

by Paul the Reverend February 1, 2018

bikini barista

a female who serves coffe n shit in a bikini.

The bikini barista said she'd take her bra off for a buck

by Kerci February 26, 2008

BAPS

bad ass party sluts, every school has em. you either love em or hate em.

Dude, i hung out with the BAPS this weekend, we got hammered!

by whatbeaners October 13, 2009

shitty barista

A word used to rip on any person who has annoyed you, pissed you off, ect. Technically a barista (from the Italian for "bartender") is a person who is coffee-house employee, but in the vulgar world we live in these days anybody can be called a "shitty barista" for no apparent reason in most cases. This word is from the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Austin asked out the girl that Jared liked
Jared said "Austin, you knew I liked her! Why do you always have to be a shitty barista?

by buttfuckdyourgf May 17, 2010