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Blind Man's Pleasure

1) A fugly chick so horrid only the Blind will smile at that baish.

2) need for the use of a blindfold to forget about the vision of one ugly succubus.
* Timmy had some Blind Man's Pleasure with Tina after having acid poured into his eyes.
*Thankfully i had a paperbag handy to enjoy some Blind Man's Pleasure after seeing a face that looks like Carmen Electra after getting beatin in the face, scarred with a butcher knife, bitten by a rat, and pissed on.
by Polish Avenger January 30, 2006
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Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.
I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker
by Captian Mikey March 20, 2008
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blind grind

Blind grinding is a phenomenon popular among sightless and partially-sighted singles in the UK and some parts of Europe, now increasingly popular among sightless singles in the United States.

Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.

Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.

Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.

Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.

It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the amateur pornography on the internet now involves unwitting sightless men and women. You can tell by the presence of i) funky-ass eyes and ii) unkempt pubic hair.
"Mom, I'm going to a blind grind tonight."

"I wish you wouldn't, honey, but I understand. Those funky-ass eyes of yours limit your options. Don't forget your moist toilettes. What time should I pick you up?"
by _CherryPip_ March 5, 2010
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blind date

somthing i wouldnt suggest you go on.- most turn out to be incredibly ugly , boring or plain losers.. But there are a few that turn out to be gems once in awhile or at least dateable. Id say about 3 out of 50 are the odds of you finding someone whos compatible with you on a blind date. Its best if your friends set you up with this person rather than just calling up some line or other service and going on a blind date. The friends at least know what you like and most likely who you would like, as far as type. Sometimes youll get a whacko sometimes youll get a good match, But the odds of the good match are very low. Maybe 1 in 50-100 and 2 that are dateable not to bad. The rest are whack jobs. So try to meet peeps in public or work , somewhere you dont need to go on a blind date.
Once went on a blind date ,was a disaster, a mistake, dont go anywhere with peeps you dont know , it dosent matter if your friend set you up with them. If you do go watch out. Guess you have to take your risks. - then again you can find a rare gem or someone dateable this way and they might be safe or cool.
by bahs February 26, 2005
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Blind cupid

A female's bottom.
You could totally see her blind cupid through that dress; I got so hot for her I ploughed her into next July.
by DT357 February 5, 2009
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Blind Swipe

When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".
Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!

Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.

Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
by acrobatcat September 27, 2012
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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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