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being attractive to somebody artistic. wanting to fuck them because they are soooo attractive and artistic.
by maeeemaeee October 17, 2013
Get the artractive mug.One's ability to be attractive through social media or dating sites. Not having this ability results in little to no matches on dating sites. This doesnt mean that someone is ugly, it just means that they dont have any appeal on social forums.
Ringo: "I cant seem to match with anyone on tinder who isnt hideous or fat.....am I that ugly?"
Paul: "Not at all, youre just not apptractive. "
Paul: "Not at all, youre just not apptractive. "
by ReverseGiraffe August 6, 2018
Get the Apptractive mug.Attracticefemaletits is a disease where a large worm, typically the length of the infected's flaccid penis, will erect from the male infected crotch and create a bulge in the infected's pants when attractive females are observed. The worm is linked with the brain and renders the disease completely incurable.
Upon initial infection, the worm arises from the crotch and inside the penis, then proceeds to take the shape of it. When an attractive female is found, it will thicken and push forward, forming a bulge in the infected's pants. When an attractive female is no longer present, it will fall back and return to normal size.
Doctors call the awakening of the worm "getting an erection."
When the disease's symptoms arise, it can only be treated with time or with an unattractive female. It is commonly spelled Attractivefemaleitis, but this is false. It's meant to be spelled as Attractivefemaletits, as it was directly derived from the Greeks that found the disease.
Upon initial infection, the worm arises from the crotch and inside the penis, then proceeds to take the shape of it. When an attractive female is found, it will thicken and push forward, forming a bulge in the infected's pants. When an attractive female is no longer present, it will fall back and return to normal size.
Doctors call the awakening of the worm "getting an erection."
When the disease's symptoms arise, it can only be treated with time or with an unattractive female. It is commonly spelled Attractivefemaleitis, but this is false. It's meant to be spelled as Attractivefemaletits, as it was directly derived from the Greeks that found the disease.
John has been caught getting an erection while staring at Jenny, his hot coworker.
John: "Whoops, I'm sorry. I can't control it. I have Attractivefemaletits. I'll just fix that."
John looks towards Jasmine, his ugly coworker. Instantly, the worm disappears.
John: "Whoops, I'm sorry. I can't control it. I have Attractivefemaletits. I'll just fix that."
John looks towards Jasmine, his ugly coworker. Instantly, the worm disappears.
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