Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023

Aussie Kangaroo kick

The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo

Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards

by MR_SUSPECT March 07, 2024

Weird incestuous aussie freak

Yup. Totally dawg.

Hym "I'm an award winning writer and I created A.I. My students are literally the next generation of anime. I have accomplished MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED and I did it with greater ease than anyone else could have. I'm the Ulta-Man! Ultimate man! I started a workers rights movement... I've done a lot... You are weird incestuous aussie freak. You should have turned the other cheek. You should have looked at this... Said 'Hey, yeah, weaponized schizophrenia is pretty fucked up! Maybe isn't of doing that and getting somebody's kids murdered, I'll do what this guy wants and then not have anyone's kids get murdered. I don't actually care what he said about me and my fat-cock loving virgin slut-wife and I'm nothing. I have no authority to hold anyone accountable for anything and my accomplishments pale in comparison to a man who is clearly my better regardless of his attributes. I'm going to do what he wants now.' And that would have been the correct response. Instead, this. Creator of A.I., Award winning writer, revolutionary labor rights activist... Hero of humanity. I literally saved humanity. In the future, superfluous labor will be a memory. Greatest and final champion of humanity. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Aussie sniper

Commonly known as sniper from team fortress 2 is also known for being an sniper from Australia.

*heavy weapons guy shoots people*

*Aussie sniper* I SEE YA

*Heavy weapons guy gets shot in the head*

by MrBitchiloid April 05, 2019

Aussie Gamers

Retired Streamer, during his times he liked to punch holes in the wall and his consoles, until they broke, loved showing his half an inch penis on a video

Hey guys it's your boy Aussie gamers here. Nick Greenwood enters chat

by Cowchewer life August 10, 2023

Melbs Aussie

There are 2 types of Melbourne Aussies
1: Eshay, If u cross their path then get ready to get rolled by sum old fuckin 13-16 yr old lad wearing Tns and desginer clothes carrying a fuckin Katana or a pocket knife.EETSWA!!

2. Ur good old Aussie kid

Daniel: Oi cunt give us ur shoes
Person: Nah fam
Daniel: Oi cunts lets roll em
Person: Oh shit i hate Melbs Aussie
(Carnigie, Daniel, Luke and the gang procced to bash sum cunts)

by MELBS_EMZ November 28, 2019

Aussie twist

When someone grabs a mans dick and balls and twist the balls to be over the penis

Last night sara gave me an “aussie twist”, she told me she was gonna give me a free vasectomy

by Real garbage December 11, 2024