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auntie

An adult female who is involved to some extent in an African American child's life; can be mother's sister but is not necessarily so.
Momma said to go to Auntie LaJuana's house after school.
by dorothy December 31, 2004
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ants

destroyers of worlds; pancake eaters.
the ants always eat all of the pancakes when we are chilling with bob.
by crispy train jumper November 2, 2008
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Auntie Helen

The female rendition of Chuck Norris. She can make flag necklaces from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, with her feet, while making quesadillas and instructing others how to make the flags. In short, she is a walking, talking legend. A prodigy, a master of the arts, and an auntie.
Bill: Holy $*&@*(&*% did you see that?

Bob: Did I see what?

Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!

Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?

ex 2.

Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.

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by Nayr Fagueras December 1, 2010
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Aunt Mary's Goat

a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.
My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!
by Poopin in ur boot January 5, 2010
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Aunt Nora

Damn, Aunt Nora is great to ski with.
by nheld June 27, 2008
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Hey Auntie

Phrase By Goonew means to sell your auntie weed
by Jordan11k March 29, 2018
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Auntie Fun Gal

Your uncle's young wife, or mother's younger friend who is always trying to fuck you. Not to be confused with antifungal football spray.
Auntie Fun Gal came over to see my mother. When I told her my mother wasn't home, she sucked my cock instead!
by Agnos MoreHead December 28, 2006
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