by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
Get the Ashton Kutchermug. Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.
by Jenny July 2, 2004
Get the ashton kutchermug. One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)
by Idiot Paranoia June 28, 2004
Get the ashton kutchermug. A synynom of true love, these are two souls that were meant to intertwine. The way that yin and yang balance one another, these two may be polar opposites, but fit together in sycronicity. Hanna both beautiful and fair needs a strong intelligent man like Ashton to bear witness to the brilliance of her soul, and to help guide her on her way. No one ever said that love was easy, but when you love hard; it shows. Hanna and Ashton have something special, and like all good things in life, it's gunna take work. in love like this, is where miracles are born.
The passion between Hanna and Ashton was so intense, that urban dictionary was at a complete loss for words.
Literally no body : it's got to get better then that, right?
Literally no body : it's got to get better then that, right?
by zarrokk February 26, 2019
Get the hanna and ashtonmug. by Bkhkhxkhxkyxiydiyd June 15, 2017
Get the ashton tiradomug. Ashton White is an absolute lad who slays pussy day in day out. He has girls after him on a daily however he has a shit trim. :/
Person 1: Hi
Ashton White: You you wanna have sex?
Person 1: Yes!
Ashton White: Is my trim kind of dead?
Person 1: yeah :/
Ashton White: You you wanna have sex?
Person 1: Yes!
Ashton White: Is my trim kind of dead?
Person 1: yeah :/
by Aleks Majika December 22, 2020
Get the Ashton Whitemug. Ashton Jones usually falls for girls that get thrown around. He is a big soccer poof who has a very good looking sister. He always thinks about the boys before himself, he is also very attractive who is usually brunette
by idkwhoamiyouwillneverknow November 30, 2020
Get the Ashton Jonesmug.