I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR September 29, 2008

I thought we were friends but now you’re gang banging me

often used by Kaglins when people disagree with him.

random person: *disagrees with kaglins*
Kaglins: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT NOW YOU’RE GANG BANGING ME!!!! ;(((

by vintx August 10, 2018

i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet

htn b

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.

I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.

by ...Sonic Youth fan December 14, 2008

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

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by The Pimp March 5, 2004

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