82'nd airborne soldier

Noun:A badass paratrooper who was fighting in the battle of the bulge.He was awesome.

Soldier one:Hey man do you need a ride?
82'nd airborne soldier:No I'll be fine.
Soldier 2:Are you sure?
82'nd airborne soldier:If you need a place to park you can go behind me.
Tank driver:Who are you?
82'nd airborne soldier:I'm the 82'nd airborne and this as far as these bastards are going!

by Capt.Aggro February 1, 2009

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Airborne andy

This involves first waiting until the victims back is turned. You must then pull down your trousers and underwear, completely exposing your cock and balls. You then wait for the victim to turn around, and perfectly time a vertical jump, to ensure that you are completely airborne when their eyes first meet your tackle. The jump has a sort of 'zero gravity' effect on the male genitals, causing them to float up from their normal position, thus creating a new, unexpected and interesting way of pranking your victim.

I just turned around and Jonny hit me with an airborne andy!

by Jay87 November 6, 2006

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Airborne Shuffle

A term originating in the U.S Army referring to a soldier jogging very slowly (usually so slow that a walking person could overtake them) , as if weighed down by equipment.
The Airborne regularly engage in the activity of running with all of their equipment.

"Hey, soldier,keep running, don't walk, Airborne Shuffle if you have to"

by dood87 April 14, 2010

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ghetto abortion

abortion, done with a bent clothes hangar, usually in areas where abortions are too expensive for the poor to afford, and done without the use of drugs or anisthetics

She had a ghetto abortion done by her father, without her consent

by flamingbackflip June 24, 2007

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