Alabama Chili Pocket

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.

"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."

by sirterrence45 May 6, 2013

Alabama Chutney Vampire

When a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. She then has to pull off her fire clothes and shit onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to shit constantly until the flames are extinguished.

Danny: Holy shit my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
Danny: Nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good

by alabama_monkey October 3, 2013

alabama neck brace

When you do a girl doggy & wrap both hands around her throat...then whisper "I'm your cousin" in her ear & hang the fuck on! (just try not to break her neck when she starts buckin')

My girl said she doesn't like rough sex, so I gave her an Alabama Neck Brace.

by KnkyDiver June 3, 2016

Ababa

A marijuana vape used my millennials; also known as derb, cart, and pen

Did you bring your ababa to smoke in the bathroom?

by Rehab Matt June 25, 2019

Alabama Right Swipe

Finding a relative on a dating app (Tinder, Bumble) and matching anyway.

Todd knew she was his cousin, but gave her the Alabama Right Swipe anyway.

by PB36 October 21, 2019

Trussville, Alabama

People from Trussville are usually known as the “daddy’s money” kids. Made up of over 89% white. Although not as rich as Mountain Brook or Vestavia, expect to see bmws, mercedes, and range rovers that get handed to kids. Most kids from Trussville usually think they are the best because of their $73,000,000/ Four story school. Usually you get made fun of if you are poor, so don’t dress bad. Other than that, the people are nice, police are cool, and there’s a ton of old people that are still alive.

“There’s those privileged white Trussville, Alabama kids again...”

by Ayoooo345 April 28, 2019

Alabama Purebloods

a term used to describe families who reproduce with relatives to keep their family line pure and the same origin DNA.

My sister and I ran into some Alabama Purebloods who asked if we were married... We got outta there fast.

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 7, 2021