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When a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. She then has to pull off her fire clothes and shit onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to shit constantly until the flames are extinguished.
Danny: Holy shit my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
Danny: Nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good
by alabama_monkey October 03, 2013
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