by T1 T1 October 30, 2020
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Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.
Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too. And my business partner here, he fuck yo mama last night and wake up in the dumpster.
Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.
Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.
Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too. And my business partner here, he fuck yo mama last night and wake up in the dumpster.
Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.
by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020
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Noun. authenticism (usually uncountable, plural authenticisms) A belief in the superiority of the authentic over the inauthentic.
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Bill: "what about you Tom, what did you dream last night Tom"?
Tom: mocks Bill*"what did you dream about last night, Tom"?
Bill: stares*
Tom: "oh you know, nothing. just spent 7 hours eyes closed reading an APUSH book in my head and not getting any info fromit at all. yuh know, i love sleep".
Tom: mocks Bill*"what did you dream about last night, Tom"?
Bill: stares*
Tom: "oh you know, nothing. just spent 7 hours eyes closed reading an APUSH book in my head and not getting any info fromit at all. yuh know, i love sleep".
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