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Among Us 

a game where the imposter kills everone
I do no play Among Us because it is so 183905719837538907458917398579182759182759174298571834975917598279841379857439815098324095832490520345890234890589238905098230985298039085289045928345902039845671348957198235903-ish
Among Us by laser_fox March 9, 2021

Among us 

a game ruined by fourteen year old girls who cant shut up about the game and cheap youtubers and twitch streamers trying to get a cheap buck.

like pokimane who constantly upload "aMOgUs 10,4293 ImPoStEr iQ!" of them playing with call me Carson or corpse husband.
guy 1# "dude (insert random sperge name here) wont shut up about among us!

guy 2# "dude she's constantly drawing among us OCs that are literally just a white crewmate with a pink bow on its head, what a sperge!"

Among Us Theory 

The game Among Us made in 2018 is a curse from god to deteriorate the human brain in response to the evil of man. The mental illness known as "amogus lol" comes in 4 stages getting worse as it goes.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.

Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.

Among drip 

among drip is among drip
Bobby: “AMONG DRIP!”
You: “yes”
Among drip by BootySucker57 March 27, 2021

among me 

When you're in among us freeplay mode.
Guy: aw, fuck I don't have and internet. looks like it's among me to find out the imposter.

(proceeds to get voted out by dummies)
among me by tickdas April 26, 2021

among us 

“hey did you hear about **among us?**”
“die”