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American

A person who eats Mac and Cheese with Diet Coke.
A person who doesn't walk on elevator, but spends one hour in gym everyday.
A person who eats bacon sausage in breakfast, pork chops in lunch and buffalo wings at night, and has a pet because he cares for animals
A person who will create an app to swipe right on Tinder because it is too much work, but write a DIY blog on how to rip clothes to look hippie.
Guy1 : Chinese people are so racist.

Guy2: But you're stereotyping Chinese people.
Guy1: Racism is bad, Stereotyping is not.
Guy2: You're so weird.
Guy1: Yes, I'm American.
by americancynic September 5, 2016
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American

A funny speaking person from america, yanks, their president is a physcopath. their accents are very funny indeed and most of them are obese.
Person1 visting america: Jebus christ look at all these fat-ass americans... >.>

fat american: (-.-)
by Britperson August 30, 2010
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American

The New language that replaced English when the term Old Englishmen made it into Text Books. in other words. there is no such thig as english. it now called American. thus the Creation of Urban Dictionary.
by Taylor Kent November 10, 2010
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American

Lesser version of Canadians. Sure, you may be much larger, and produce SOME good shit, but really they are a bunch of belligerent morons. If you are looking for a good example, GEORGE BUSH. Often caught picking on their much more civilized (but also awesome party ANIMALS) neighbors to the north.

The only reason we deal with you guys is you are our number one trade partner, and you'd probably just blow us to bits.

Like I said; morons.

Love,
Canadian

p.s free health care
by lolyourmomsface May 10, 2010
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American

American are ignorant, Greedy, Trigger happy,Sheep not to mention have worse Education in History, Geography
by Randall.Tolentino February 13, 2020
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americans

Americans; very stupid and brainless people, usually white, they are from the USA.
Person 1 : Man i hate Americans
Person 2: Same, these people are so cringe and embarassing.
by corpseowo May 4, 2021
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American

An American is a extremely obese man.
Hey look! Its an American!
by Fat Obama June 20, 2022
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