Chili's Abortion

When you regret having an abortion and all you want is your baby back, baby back, baby back.

Now that she is older, she realizes she had a Chili's Abortion when she was a teen.

by War-Damn-Eagle1977 July 7, 2019

tumble dryer abortion

The tumble dryer method is where you put your newborn child in the tumble dryer and max out the speed

I just used the tumble dryer abortion method on my neighbours kids

by LegaliseAbortions January 1, 2022

abortion

murder for profit

The doctor liked his position of performing abortions, because there were so many people wanting them, it made him rich.

by stop abortions May 31, 2009

Failed Abortion

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.

"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."

by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019

alien abduction

The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.

His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.

by sixtoe April 4, 2011

abortion_burnham

some person who was asking for an urban dictionary definition I found while scrolling the the TikTok sound "hey. SALAMI. hi! give me back my HAMSTER. OOOOOOOO"

person 1: Who's abortion_burnham

person 2: I don't fucking know don't ask me

by Sir Billiam July 21, 2021

Limewire Abortionist

The douchebag who waits until your song is 95% completed before cancelling your download.

MusicLover: Hey did you get that Hollywood Undead song I told you about?

PissedOffMusicThief: No, some Limewire Abortionist dicked me with 6 KBs to go!

by kellygirl2968 September 2, 2010