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G.A.D.D.

Guy/Girl Attention Deficit Disorder.

Any person male or female who is characterized by such an extreme form of A.D.D. that the disorder transfers over to s/he's dealings with love. In other words the person cannot sufficient satisfaction from one potential mate nor maintain focus on the said person, therefore they must constantly drift from one lover too another. Essentially a womanizer/manizer/player but they have the ability to blame their actions on their 'disorder'.
Woman suffering from G.A.D.D. speaking to her 'boyfriend': When I fell outta the boat- oh by the way did I tell you the boat's name was Ol' Jim and my father names all my boats. But about falling outta the boat... OH HEY (glancing a man who just walked in... I'll be back in a little bit (runs off to the other man and immediately engages in flirtatious behavior and later repeats her action with another man)

'boyfriend' (muttering himself): Well so much for that... she needs something more than just Ritalin for that G.A.D.D.
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K.a.D.

Kiss A Dick

Made famous by the fantastically wonderful Kevin Federline aka K.Fizzle aka K.Fed aka Federlizzle.
K.Fed: All you haters can K.a.D.
US Weekly: What did he say?
K.Fed: KISS A DICK, BITCHES!
by thebigwiggle June 11, 2006
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F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.
Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009
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SMAD or S.M.A.D.

"Stock Market Anxiety Disorder". This is a disorder that is tied with the volatile stock market that can cause high blood pressure and other anxiety symptoms. It's directly tied to sharp moves in the stock market for people who watch the market and work in the market.
With my blood pressure spiking today after the market dropped 600 points, I clearly suffer from SMAD or S.M.A.D. or "Stock Market Anxiety Disorder".
by Jeff Lutz March 13, 2009
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G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E

An acronym standing for Google, Research, Analyse, Deadline, Unbind, Appease, Timetable and Educate. What the acronym stands for is a means by which people may study and undertake investigations for large individual pieces of work. This in short, firstly encompassed the use of Google Scholar and other Google products for researching similar previously done work and documentation. Next it involved having a focus on research and analysis while keeping to deadlines and being unbound by external or unnecessary influences, only to appease oneself for work done and for milestones reached and lastly, keeping to a timetable and, after finishing the work, educating others to help personal knowledge retention. The acronym was first used by Kudzai Sadomba at a student encouragement seminar at the University of Greenwich in 2009.
I use G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E in undertaking research.
by Abrahamson March 21, 2010
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G.A.D.I.Y.

GADIY stands for "Go And Do It Yourself". Another simple phrase to tell someone to do their own things by themselves.
john: hey, can you help me get some juice from the fridge?
mary: What?? I'm busy here! G.a.d.i.y.!
john: what's that?
mary: It says, GO AND DO IT YOURSELF!
by gadiy August 24, 2006
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Happy S.A.D.

Happy S.A.D. is a mirror holiday for Valentines Day. S.A.D. stands for Singles Awareness Day. Occurs February 14th for anyone and everyone without a significant other. Especially annoying when surrounded by people that are giving/receiving gifts (or 'more')from their significant others. Usually brings about bitter feelings in single people when greeted by a couple. !!WARNING!! If observed several years in a row can cause depression and/or emo-ness.
-He had never had a girlfriend, so he celebrated S.A.D. instead of Valentines Day on February 14th.
-She was single, so it was appropriate for her to observe Happy S.A.D.
-Couple:"Oh, hello single person. Happy Singles Awareness Day!" *proceed to make out*
Single Person:"Get a room asshats!" *cries inside due to lack of a lover/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend*
by Single Person... lawl April 1, 2008
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