mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.
Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!
by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016
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Innocent thoughts

Thinking about sliding up in them cheeks while reaching around to squeeze some titties and play with that kitty.
I was having innocent thoughts while spooning with Paola
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Deep Thought

A supercomputer built by Lunkwill, Fook, and other “hyperintelligent pandimensional beings.” When Deep Thought is finally up and running, Lunkwill and Fook ask Deep Thought to tell them the answer to “Life, the Universe and Everything.” After confirming that there is an answer, Deep Thought informs them that it will take 7,500,000 years to come to a conclusion. After 7,500,000 years, Deep Thought finally reveals the answer to “Life, the Universe and Everything” to Pouchg and Loonquawl (ancestral descendants of Lunkwill and Fook). The answer, Deep Thought upholds, is 42. When Pouchg and Loonqwual express their disappointment, Deep Thought suggests that they don’t understand the answer because they don’t truly understand the question they’ve asked in the first place. To help them comprehend this question, Deep Thought makes another computer (the next version of itself). This computer is the planet earth, and it will take 10,000,000 years to explain to them the question they so desperately want to understand. In the intervening time, the “hyperintelligent pandimensional beings” live on the planet in the form of mice. Unfortunately, the Vogons annihilate earth five minutes before the conclusion of the project.
Deep Thought maintains the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.
by anonymous November 6, 2021
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Thought bling

An original idea advertised in a social context to enhance the reputation of the person presenting the idea.
Ew, she's such a brain. What a bunch of thought bling. Let's rip her to shreds.
by shadyladyk February 11, 2010
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Thought-smithing

Spending time and effort curating a thought or series of thoughts.
Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."
by KnightSmithJones March 21, 2021
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thought salad

Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.
While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.

There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.
by Kevitar March 1, 2020
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The Silly Thought

The Silly Thought is the deity of the Church of The Silly Thought, or Sillythoughtism, a social movement in Hong Kong that promotes a light-hearted view of Hallucinatory Realism and originated in the teaching of intelligent design. According to adherents, Sillythoughtism is a "real, magical religion, in some occurrences has had connections to the concept of magical realism, as much as any other".
If magician can turn your dreams into reality then so can The Silly Thought.
by StopSmoking November 21, 2021
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