split the muffin

While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.
My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!
by Douche McGouche November 07, 2007
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splitting meatloaf

When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.
Wow Elysia got too drunk the other night and splitting meatloaf all over the floor.
by Scooberto May 30, 2019
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split the rings

v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.

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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.

Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012
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Scissor split

A sexual position for a male and female, much like the scissor sister position for lesbians, where both the male and female open their legs and inter-twine with eachother, with the male thrusting into the female's pussy. For increased penetration, the female can grip onto the males thigh.
You never guess what position she let me do her in last night...the scissor split!
by scissorsplitter June 15, 2010
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cherry split

Did you hear Cassandra finally had sex? She got drunk and Peter and Steve gave her a cherry split!
by Felio July 26, 2009
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split twister

when a bunch of guys fuck a girl in the ass,pussy,both ears,tittys,givin head,and givin hand jobs to to men
by jeff November 10, 2003
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Turd Split

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.
I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.
by poopmama123456789 April 05, 2011
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