mason jar

the finest in beer drinking containers, regardless of whether you're a hick, redneck, or hillbilly

We had a dog named Bocephus livin' in the front yard.
He liked sleepin' out on top of the car.
He drank beer out of a Mason jar

-Kenny Chesney "Keg in the Closet"

by Mod 26 '05-'06 June 02, 2005

ball jar

It's where your wife keeps your balls once you get married.

My wife keeps a lock on the ball jar to keep me in line.

My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.

by -hef- September 16, 2009

Jar of Hearts

Christina Perri's best song by far. It's purely amazing. She performed the song on "So You Think You Can Dance" and it became a hit. She came out with a new album, 'Lovestrong,' in May 2011. It contains 'Jar of Hearts' and it's possibly the best song on the album.

Who do you think you are, running 'round leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts?

by Hi, I'm white May 19, 2011

nug jar

a hand blown glass jar with a cork top used to hold dank nuggets or whatever you want.

Hey grab that nug jar so we can puff some headies.

by josh cade May 27, 2004

Jar Store

Liqour store or liquor outlet. Anywhere you can buy beer or spirits, mostly because liquor comes in jars.

"We're out of beers, time to run to the jar store"

by LL Cool T August 15, 2007

Jar of Pickles

Any situation that you normally would not over-react to, but since you're already under a lot of stress from other situations, you blow it out of proportion.

Why won't this DVD play?!?!?" "Dude, take it easy, it's just a movie." "I know, I'm sorry. I've just been under a lot of stress with work and my girlfriend, and this was just another nail in the coffin. No biggie, just a jar of pickles.

by ResidentJared July 21, 2010

cookie-jar

n. F.G term for the vagina.

She got pissed when he stuck his roagie in her cookie-jar.

by Rolls May 29, 2005