Hamburger helper

A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.

Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper

by Kordaddy April 29, 2020

Hamburg Patty

When a man squashed his penis with a flat iron. Considered "raw" when heat isn't applied.

Man, I knew Jeff was into some strange shit, but a hamburg patty?

by Kroniso September 06, 2018

Hamburger-a-gogo

What Georgia Nicolson (from Louise Rennison's series 'The confessions of Georgia Nicolson') calls America.

During my holidays I went to hamburger-a-gogo

Georgia Nicolson Louise Rennison

by Donnalein July 04, 2013

Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

by Krallgren April 30, 2017

Hamburger mouth

After completing oral stimulation on your partner's anus, having fecal matter on your lips.

Man, after tossing that girl's salad I ended up with hamburger mouth.

by Igger August 06, 2017

Homie Hamburger

A sexual act were one man is designated as the bottom bun. Another man lies over the bottom bun placing his dick inside the ass of the bottom. This act is repeated creating a chain of men stacked on top of one another with their dicks inside the man below them until a top bun is designated. This act is completely straight and not homosexual at all.

"Yo Rhett, are you going to be at the Homie Hamburger tonight?"

by Cumlord225 December 17, 2021

Hamburger on white

When a white man (usually middle aged) has his shirt unbuttoned as far as possible, to showcase his dark, curly chest hair.

Oftentimes, a gaudy gold neckchain and medallion are worn to draw even more attention to his hamburger- like mass of chest hair.

Look at all the hamburger on white out on the boardwalk! It's like studio 54 threw up out here!

by Dez4prez August 11, 2016