brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by bigminiman12 April 25, 2016

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Five steppage

When you're on the stairs walking down, and 5 steps below you you can see the most AWESOME-CLEAVAGE-EVER

The best distance on stairs from which to observe cleavage

Yo i was walkin down da stairs, and dis chick was walkin up, and i saw some five steppage

or just as a fragment while walking

DUDE, FIVE STEPPAGE

by lukelovespinkstuff1034 February 11, 2009

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When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.

The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.

AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!

Eric: Shoddy fives bro.

by The Drifter_ September 11, 2009

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Spocking Fives

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.

That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015

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Count Five

A really good band that sang an ace song called Psychotic Reaction. Nobody's ever really heard of them which is a shame as they're really cool

Me: What d'you think of Led Zeppelin?
Someone: I think they're ace!
Me: Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Someone: Ace too!
Me: Queen?
Someone: Also ace!
Me: The Clash?
Someone: Awesome!
Me: Count Five?
Someone: Who?

by count-five-fan January 15, 2005

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