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Bidet

When a person is giving another a blumpkin (oral sex while the receiver is on the toilet) and the giver initiates a rim job on the receiver.
She gave him a bidet in the bathroom an hour ago
by Cornholio514 November 12, 2016
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Low Budget Bidet

A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle
Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet
by Q tron15 August 26, 2021
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Hotlanta Bidet

When a woman gives you a blowjob and salivates so much on your penis that it runs down your gooch and to your butthole, functioning as a pseudo-bidet.
Alan: "How were things with Michelle last night?"
Lance: "She gave me the Hotlanta Bidet, felt clean as a whistle afterwards."
by pv04 February 20, 2024
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Thai bidet

a ladyboy's tongue
Little did he know, the lady he chose for his soapy massage was actually a boy, and this ladyboy performed her signature Thai bidet service on him.
by Brendones November 13, 2025
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The Dumbo Bidet

Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.
by simplyjames April 9, 2022
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Hillbilly Bidet

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.
by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011
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Chocolate bidet

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness
“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”
by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021
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