Hayden

A Hayden is usually the gay acting one in the group. He is very sexy, and usually has a small dick

Girl 1. Look it's small dick boy
Girl 2. No it's just Hayden

by Charlie Damellio January 30, 2020

Hayden

The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.

Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash

by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019

Hayden

An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic

Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden

by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013

Hayden

A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.

Wow, that guys such a Hayden...I'm gonna go cry.

by Innocent_101 June 6, 2011

Hayden

A Hayden well dam where do I start they can be a real dick but also really nice they will play u half the time or only come to u when they want naughty shit🙄

Hey that’s my ex Hayden he PLAYED me

by Bootycheck March 1, 2020

Hayden

A piece of shit, pizza pizza bitch, will spit in your mouth and rub you inappropriately

"WOW!, that guy looks like a douchebag?!"
"Oh yeah that's tottally a hayden!"
A hayden looks like a pepperoni pizza

by Don'ttouchmebitchxoxo December 15, 2017

hayden

loves basket ball shoes but dosnt play basket ball

(me): why do you have so many bsketball shoes
(hayden): dont know they just suit me

by Yeet ya meet September 18, 2019