Hayden

The one guy who secretly watches kids under 5 years old

Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that

You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....

by Gucci_boy July 11, 2017

Hayden

The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.

Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash

by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019

Hayden

An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic

Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden

by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013

Hayden

A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.

Wow, that guys such a Hayden...I'm gonna go cry.

by Innocent_101 June 6, 2011

Hayden

Hayden is a hoe , he needs Jesus and needs to learn how to keep his dick in his pants . Hayden also loves to smoke “cough cough cancer” . If you get a Hayden just start cheating cause he ain’t it . Hayden also has a fucking droid . Now bye cause we finna go set Hayden house on fire

Ewww there go Hayden.

by Braceface 864 March 14, 2020

Hayden

Strong, talent, smart girl. She’s all around gorgeous but don’t mess with her or she will mess with you. She’s got great friends and an amazing personality.

Person 1: (yells at Hayden) you are such an idiot

Hayden: (yells back at them) are you talking to a mirror cause your the only idiot I see

Hayden is sassy and sweet and in style

by Kj13_taco November 24, 2018

Hayden

A Marine Douchebag that lacks all of his 7 core values. A man who mistreats women and cheats on them regularly. Your typical Bad Guy. Hayden loves to string women along and plays with there emotions. A falsely proclaimed Alpha Male, who has a Small Dick

Met this guy named Hayden, he was a real douchebag.

by Mrinjen February 4, 2020