an extremely good-looking guy usually has a large penis but is overweight. most people don't like him regardless, but he has many friends
by davysmells1213 September 20, 2018
Get the Zachmug. A small guy in the pants. Likes to dress like a wannabe gangster. His pants are usually sagged lower than his IQ. He parties alot and thinks he is hot with the ladies. He is an LG slayer ; however he fails to succeed. He likes to think he is perfect.
Lexi : "Oh Zach is wheeling you? Don't feel special he does it to everyone"
Eva : "Oh I would never go for him anyways I heard he has a 2 incher.."
Lexi: "Yah and who tf does he think he is"
Eva : "Oh I would never go for him anyways I heard he has a 2 incher.."
Lexi: "Yah and who tf does he think he is"
by superejb27 November 21, 2014
Get the Zachmug. Why can't I have a butt like Zach?
by fuckychucky February 24, 2017
Get the Zachmug. by Bobsmells069 December 25, 2016
Get the Zachmug. Zach is just one of those guys. One of those guys who you can laugh with, and watch him rage as he plays video games. He's basically a living anime character and is about 4' 9". Yeah, he's pretty badass too. Though his height is definetly not intimidating, his bad boy rep will scare you. Been suspended a couple times, no big deal because he's Zach.
Guy 1: "Dude that guy looks like he's a fictional character."
Guy 2: "Don't fuck him, it's just Zach."
Guy 2: "Don't fuck him, it's just Zach."
by teletubbysunbaby January 26, 2017
Get the Zachmug. by Sephy June 10, 2017
Get the Zachmug. Some dumb fuck who doesn’t know it’s spelled with a “K”.
So this Za(t)ch, yes there’s a silent “T”, walks around making the rest of our emails bounce because he’s convinced a portion of society that it’s spelled with a “H” and not a “K”.
So this Za(t)ch, yes there’s a silent “T”, walks around making the rest of our emails bounce because he’s convinced a portion of society that it’s spelled with a “H” and not a “K”.
by Banana Daddy November 21, 2021
Get the Zachmug.