Yogurt Male

Truly the highest peak of which man can ever obtain, to be a yogurt male is to be a child molester while eating yogurt.

He loves molesting children he must be a yogurt male!
(better than sigma)

by gwsefesdffsdfsdf October 16, 2023

Strawberry Yogurt

When a girl has her first time and is bleeding while over flowing with sperm from her vagina

Charles: I never thought keely was a virgin
Mike : well shes not after she had a Strawberry Yogurt

by Yleek January 12, 2012

Yogurt Male

A part of the male hierarchy that is superior to alpha males and sigma males. Unlike sigma males, they only follow sigma rule #69, #420, and #666. They love yogurt, and always walk around with at least 5 yogurt cups. They may also bring frozen yogurt.

Pronounciation: YO-gurt Mail

That guy is holding a tub of yogurt! he must be a yogurt male.

by iCruncher March 16, 2022

Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018

Fly In The Yogurt

Reference to male ejaculate from a person with a sexually transmitted disease or infection.

"Why use a condom?"
"You don't want to get covered with a fly in the yogurt."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

yogurt jipsu

Yogurt Jipsu - The Art Of Consuming A Large Amount Og Yogurt In One Sitting At A Fast Pace.

Oh wow, look at Jessie eating all that yogurt in one sitting super fast! She must be doing some yogurt jipsu!

by Yogurt Jipsu December 31, 2019

Yogurt musket

A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.

Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.

While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.

by Schmitty1127 July 2, 2021