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XBOX White

The color of someones skin who plays Xbox 23.7 hours a day. Skin color is not quite ginger pale but closer to vampire white. Resembling that of a pasty cracker who lives with their mom in the basement. The opposite of homeboy black.
Upon exposure to the sun, John began to experience the sensation of sizzling skin and the smell of burning flesh, two side effects of being Xbox white. Prolonged sun exposure can lead to spontaneous combustion in extreme cases. There is no known cure for Xbox white.

Paul: Dude John whats up with your skin?
John: Hey man shut up, at least i am not melanoma tan.
Paul: Touche, I am aiming to be homeboy black by the end of summer.
by DukeNukem455r March 30, 2013
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xbox player

People who like to get their ballsacks tickled by their friends during movies and masturbate naked to shirtless pictures of chris evans
bro what console do u play on?
xbox bro, im a xbox player
damn u like getting your nuts sucked and flicking the bean to chris evans shirtless, bro?
yeah bro for life. am kinky
by pplschamp September 16, 2023
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Brenden playing xbox

That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.
Is Brenden playing Xbox because if he is I'm not playing with that cunt
by Kiwi licker November 9, 2017
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XBox

A system made when Bill Gates realised he didn't have enough money.
Since programmers didn't like the XBox when is was announced, Microsoft bought a bunch of companies to make exclusive games, such as Bungie and Rareware.

Also, the system in competition with the Playstation 2 for people who only buy EA sports games.
Halo was originally going to be for Mac, GCN, and PS2.
by Rusty Shackelfurd September 18, 2005
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Xbox Live

An ingenious invention made by microsoft, ruined by hard ass 6th graders with smooth undropped balls that think they're tough swearing after every sentence.
Last week on xbox live:

12 year old kid: GET OUT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Clever adult: Oh you remember that too huh? Great times in 3rd grade.

12 year old: LOL WHAT THE FUCK. GHETTO DOUCHE I GET STRAIGHT A'S YOU MANGINA

Me: *fart*

(superreymysterio619 has left the game)
by Morpheus Road January 9, 2011
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xbox live

A place where you can chat with children, all of whom have slept with your mother the previous night.
xbox live kid: Nigger, I fucked your mom last night, she was gross.

Me: Considering she's been a corpse for a few years now, yeah, I suppose she would be.
by gamerguy May 24, 2013
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Xbox Live

1. An online gaming community for Xbox and Xbox360 users to play games together from around the world for a small fee.

2. An online gaming community where racist, homophobic, arrogant gamers usually hang around. They will attempt to insult random players in the game chatrooms before matches begin and fail to do so by the following: making pitiful mum jokes and overusing the word "faggot". The majority of this type of gamers have yet to reach puberty and play mature rated games, thinking they are hardcore. Some of them even attempt threats into hacking gamers' accounts and believe any player who do not perform as well as they do on any particular game have no right to play it.
*A random day on Xbox Live and in a random game of Halo 3 and a player is having an off day, dying more and killing less than he usually does*

Arrogant player: OH MY GOD YOU SUCK, FAGGOT! NEVER PLAY HALO AGAIN!

Normal Player: Look, I'm having a bad day. Can you please stop?

Arrogant Player: Shut up, N*****! Yo' ruining my good time with yo' mom!

Normal Player: A joke about my mother. How original, mate.

Arrogant Player: F*** you, faggot.

Normal Player: Y'know what? Come back and talk to me when you have finally managed to grow a brain and fill that empty sack, made of skin, with a pair. *mutes arrogant player and sends file complaint*
by RandomAI April 4, 2010
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