Woolfy

The coolest person in the universe.
Also refers to orgasmic pleasure.

Omg, it's Woolfy. I love Woolfy!!!

by GenericNamesake April 29, 2006

Wooldy

Noun, verb, adjective, pet name or term of endearment specifically used by English Soccer players when referring to a team mate or situation involving unusually small male genitalia. Often used as a hashtag (#) on Twitter by various professional English Soccer Leagues.
*Note that the number of o's used corresponds inversely with the size of the genitalia in question.

Tweeted by @BenHamer21 of Charlton athletic at 3:05PM on 4/5/2012: "@JemKaracan @seanmorrison_91 get following these Woooooldys! Pair of World Beaters!" - in reference to the known habit of @BenHamer21 to touch his genitals in public places.

"You're a wooldy mate"

"Porridge was good last night brother...woodly!"

by Charltonfan22 November 11, 2012

mr. woolums

A dickhead that gives you a lot of homework

Hey you are acting like mr. Woolums

by The cockinator March 30, 2015

woolley

a good surname in wich applies the loalty in a relationship but is easly annoyed if not showed back,also he may be good a music and sports and have obvious tallent.very lovable and funny,expashaly when it comes to a friend who is a girl

dude your such a woolley

by john michals September 26, 2008

Woolery left Wheel

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.

Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!

by John 2006 July 24, 2008

Woolworths

Nazi Dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. The Nazi Dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and ANY piercing other than lobes HAVE been known to kill/seriously injure people at random.

"Welcome to Woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door"

"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing <Goes nuts> OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA"

by Worker 145,001 September 21, 2005

Woolygoon

A faggot

1;Hey, that guy's a woolygoon!
2;Yeah, he's a faggot.

by Dickseverywhere July 29, 2009