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Windy Teabag

A teabag accompanied by a fart of either the dry or wet varieties directed at or near the face.
Don't just give your sleeping friend a boring regular teabag, spice things up by trying a windy teabag instead!

Jim woke up after the party with a brown streak on his face, it may have been a windy teabag, but only the dozens of videos taken will tell.
by A Disappointnnent November 19, 2020
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windy don

a donny that is windy
by windydonny November 24, 2020
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Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies
“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”
by Teddyravish December 1, 2020
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Windy City Kazoo

The act of letting your partner stick part or all of their erect penis into your tracheostomy hole and then humming different notes as if playing a kazoo. Don't forget to cup the balls!
Man she gave me a windy city kazoo last night and then I came all over her face!
by BrealBtown October 28, 2024
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noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025
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The Windys

"The windys" is a colloquial term describing a condition in which an individual experiences persistent and uncontrollable flatulence, often lasting for an extended period. This is typically due to digestive discomfort or gas-inducing foods.
"After eating that massive bean burrito at lunch, I came down with a wretched case of the windys and couldn’t stop farting all afternoon."
by Steve Blends March 16, 2025
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Windy nutmeg

When eating out a women, and you blow air in her vagina and it all blows back in your face. That’s a windy nutmeg.
It got crazy last night, I did the windy nutmeg and she knocked my hat off.
by The Midwest Mitten March 29, 2025
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