Windys

It means Blowjobs. It was used in Breaking Bad by Hank Schrader to make fun of a prostitute called Wendy.

You know you wanna go back to giving windys, Wendy.

by TerminalDogma September 29, 2022

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 14, 2024

windy city threesome

a Windy City threesome is when one member of the trilogy is on their hands and knees while the other two take turns farting in their face.

Last night after $.25 wing night we had a Windy City threesome back at her place near Lincoln park

by Deemftrain October 15, 2017

Windy City Weedwacker

(n.) The act of helicoptering your "Chicago dog" in a black woman's bush.

"Yo man, this bitch let me hit a windy city weedwacker!"
"Have you ever heard of a 'windy city weedwacker?'"

by Call-In MC N.U.T.T. June 5, 2025

Windy City Kazoo

The act of letting your partner stick part or all of their erect penis into your tracheostomy hole and then humming different notes as if playing a kazoo. Don't forget to cup the balls!

Man she gave me a windy city kazoo last night and then I came all over her face!

by BrealBtown October 28, 2024

Windy

Slang from East Wales.
No-one really knows what it means. It is what it is.

Mate, mate.. last night was windy.
Just ate some porridge. The windiest thing i've ever had jeez.

by AMERICAISAMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! November 4, 2020

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024