whomp

To whomp is to be, whomp is everything, everything is whomp. whomp isn't just a word, it's a way of life, a language really, it's a form of literary advancement, wait no, not a form. it's literary advancement in general. it's also time efficient because you can replace so many words with whomp

21:41 <Judy> Hello, Bill!
21:41 <Judy> What's whomping?
21:42 <Bill> Oh hey there, Judy
21:42 <Bill> I'm just whomping about
21:42 <Judy> Oh, that whomps!
21:42 <Bill> What's whomp with you?
21:42 <Judy> My whompy little brother just whomped the whomp out of the dog.


21:43 <Lindsay> omg hi brad!!!!111111111
21:44 <Brad> yoooo lindz u lookin' whompalicuous 2nite
21:44 <Lindsay> ur soooooo nyc brad i wanna whomp you so bad
21:44 <Brad> lol think u can handle dis much whomp??
21:45 <Lindsay> did u cmy nw whompin shrt dat i gt 2day?!?!
21:45 <Lindsay> it luks so whomptastic
21:45 <Brad> yur whomps prbbly look grt in that new shrt

21:52 <BabyGigi> GOO GAA BENBEN!
21:52 <BabyGigi> GOO WHOMP GAGA?
21:52 <BabyBennie> TEHEHE WHOMPY WHOMP GAGA!
21:53 <BabyGigi> GAGAGA HAHAHA WHOMPY WHOMP WHOMP
21:53 <BabyGigi> GOO GOO GA GA DADDY WHOMP MOMMY
21:53 <BabyBennie> GA WEE BA WHOMP OO WHOMPO?!?!!!
21:54 <BabyGigi> GOO WEE GA WHOMPY WHOMPA

by Teh_Wh0mperer October 18, 2008

whompass

when someone smacks ur ass with a paddle

1.) omg last nite that chick gave that nigga a whompass

by la madre tuya April 25, 2006

whomp

to peirce someone's lung through oral entery, almost always with a penis.

come over thursday night if you want to get whomped.

by chrisb February 17, 2004

whomp

to bodysurf in big, closed-out, heavy waves

Let's go whomping.

There were some whompers out there today!

I got whomped on that one.

by Yield February 18, 2009

whamp

to masturbate, usually in an insincere or half-hearted manner

Frederick can't come to the phone right now; he's whamping upstairs.

by captspanky February 22, 2009

Whompompom

An ugly-ass white hoe (Male/Female) that displays a hideously deformed unibrow, with stray hairs protruding in every direction.

Example: "Damn Nigga' peep dat Whompompom on dat biznitch."

by Little P April 24, 2006

Whomperboobies

A boobie that is so stupendously large that they remind people born in the 60's and 70's of the hit show "Romper Room"

Her whomperboobies were so big they knocked over the wedding cake and sent three people to the hospital.

by Apollyon from the Dungeon September 20, 2006