welfare wagon

steven's car

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Italian Welfare

Road construction. Italians are pretty much stuck doing a few jobs in this world due to their limited skills. These are stone cutting, grape stomping, and making spaghetti sauce. So the government awards Italians road construction contracts as a way to bring them into the middle class.

Anthony: Hey Pauly, you working at the gravy factory? (hand gesturing)

Pauly: Naw, I'm doin' da road thing. (more hand gesturing)

Sean: You mean Italian welfare, right?

Pauly: F*** you!! You want me to smash you wit this canoli? (lots of two hands gesturing)

by LDY January 4, 2008

welfare pussy

A whore that has stinky pussy and had lotsa kids from different nigga

That bitch has welfare pussy

by nukys January 3, 2015

welfare dildo

When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation

Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.

by bolognaround January 21, 2015

Welfare Wilma

A particularly low class women in live in high crime , ghetto neighborhoods , Usually of African -American Descent who is dependent on food stamps, Section 8 Housing and above all Food Stamps for sustinance ...

Yo Trey , Why do Datin' Latasha ? She's a welfare Wilma . You can do so much better.

by leavin steven August 28, 2013

welfare school

W.O. MITCHELLE in Kanata ontario BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey man wat school u goiong to MAN IM GOING TO WOM!!!! GOD ITS SUCKS itsl ike going to... death and genia is like the gate keeper

by joe August 27, 2004

neo welfare

A living situation in the online game Neopets where you are unable to verify your account to begin earning money for your pet and are forced to live on the 5000 neopoints given to you, omlettes from the giant omlette, and soup from the soup kitchen.

John: Have you bought anything new for your Neopet?
Jane: No, I can't. I'm living on neo welfare. My poor gelert is living on omlettes!

by Sabrina Fairchild October 6, 2010