Washington Wiper

The washington wiper is an act of sexual delicacy. It involves ejaculating into your partners eyes then using your half chub/flacid fuck stick to wipe the mess out

I gave Tori the good ole Washington Wiper.
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion

Washington Wiper by Jack Raman June 5, 2017

Washington Court House City Schools 

the dumbest school ever😄 bad at everything.

Jeffery: Oh I go to Washington Court House City Schools
Karl: That school sucks!!

Melissa: The food there is gross

Washington Court House City Schools by eeveeyya November 5, 2020

Washington creep and Roll

When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on

"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."

Washington creep and Roll by frmUndacheez January 13, 2021

Washington Slipper 

when you jackoff multiple times and use the cum from previous ejaculations as lube

Jack- "hey bro you need some lotion"
Ricky- "no i just the Washington slipper on myself"

Washington Slipper by pc1111 August 29, 2021

Washington Team of Football 

The Gridiron Football team formerly known as the Washington Redskins. Also known by their initials, WTF.

2021 is shaping up to be another disappointing year for the Washington Team of Football, affectionately know by all as the WTF, after being favored by many to win the NFC East at the start of the season.

Washington Team of Football by Alex-2598 November 17, 2021

Washington Boba Tea 

When you give fellatio to someone with kidney stones

Last night hurt when Francine gave me a Washington Boba Tea!

Washington Boba Tea by Sybil Ysperia April 14, 2022

Washington Deceit 

There is no such thing as a democratic republic or a republican democracy. Albert Einstein said that reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Such is the case of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't). Republics and democracies stand opposed to one another. The whole political system is fake! End this illusion of reality and it will go away.

"The end of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't) is to end this illusion of reality."

"Here we will talk about the political system and the odds of the population running against them career politicians to ever beat and win against them, but they're always staying or reentering the system, against the greater odds there would be someone else running, but it comes down to the money and it's really quite funny if they don't think that we'd ever really see it coming, or the end of DC't from these Washington dummies."

Washington Deceit by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023