walmart eyes

To roll your eyes.

I was talking to Jay, and his wife Dawn did not like what I said, she showcased her Walmart Eyes.

by Breadstickhands December 4, 2020

Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.

Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.

by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011

walmart brand

1. A word that identifies an object as cheap, or poor quality. This word is commonly used when talking about skateboards or cloathing.
2. This word is also used for non-name brand skateboards or clothing.

John-"Where'd you get that ninja turtle brand skateboard?"
Adam-"im not telling you"
John-"Hey let me try this board out"
Adam-"Okay"
John-"OMG this skateboard is so HEAVY and the grip tape doesn't work!"
John-"OMG when i did a board slide the skateboard cracked in half and it hurt my nuts!"
John-"God, this must be a walmart brand skateboard!"

by rohan man May 17, 2006

walmart ass

A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.

oprah

by jmack February 25, 2003

walmart peso

US dollar. As the US dollar continues to lose value, it becomes synonymous with the cheap crap from Walmart. Used mainly by Canadians.

"Sorry, we don't take Walmart pesos.", server telling American tourist in a Toronto bar.

by DFisherman January 6, 2009

Walmart Fabio

A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.

His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.

I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women

Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!

Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.

by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019

Walmart Tuxedo

The name for pajamas that are worn in public.

What's the difference between pajamas and a walmart tuxedo? NOTHING!

by drole.homme April 8, 2011