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full wonka

I was enjoying my hershey bar in bed when he went full wonka on me.
by Enoch Root December 7, 2017
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Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone
Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda
by Crissythumbs June 8, 2023
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Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.
My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.
by Wonkareffic November 16, 2022
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Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
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A very low budget and unlicensed event held at Box Hub in Glasgow, Scotland promoting the movie wonka, organized by a guy called William Coull. It become viral because of having "meth lab" Oompa Loompas and using AI art for the images promoting the event and the "candy land" tarpaulins in the warehouse. It gives sort of a liminal space vibe because it's in a warehouse. It became viral for the meth lab Oompa Loompas and "The Unknown", a character that looks like a hacker. Shame on you William Coull!!! You're rolling Roald Dahl's grave.
The Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience was an event held on February 24, 2024 at the Box Hub Warehouse.
What is that? It's the unknown!!!
by Thanks, obama. March 1, 2024
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Wonka sweep

Watching the Oscar’s just for Wonka to win every single category.
“God I should’ve just hung out with my friends, this years Oscar’s is a full Wonka sweep!”
by pumpkinpuncher1 March 10, 2024
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Willy Wonka

My dude is out there sippin on Willy Wonka.
by ɯ August 23, 2018
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