Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
by chilly round the willy March 02, 2010
by Joenuts567 April 30, 2021
someone who does not understand the reall meaning of asswipe or a big douche bag. Can be used as a diss against someone
Your friend is an app wipe.
by the olympians January 06, 2010
Toilet paper, plain and simple.
You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).
Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.
You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).
Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.
{Eric}: Hey Martha, can you please get me some wipe of bung out of the cabinet just outside the bathroom? I'd get it myself but I just took a plop and I'm still sitting on the shitbowl.
by Telephony December 10, 2020
by Beyonslang January 21, 2018
The term “baby wipe” can be used to reference something you might smell after doing cocaine; referenced by ski mask slump god
by Mami. A September 08, 2018
The process of breaking someone's spirit by first swiping your grundle or anus with your finger, followed by placing it into someone's ear.
David: "Damn it, Matias could you please stop giving me Hoodlum Wipe's! My ear feels like it's getting an infection"
by Matias the mysterious September 17, 2011