Waking up in beast mode

When you party all night long and wake up still feeling totally fucking awesome.

Dude, I took 28 shots last night and fell off a construction crane, and I still ended up waking up in beast mode!

by samthegreater October 26, 2011

WAINGAFAT

An acronym for "What Am I Not Giving A Fuck About Today" created by AngryAussie on YouTube.

Also a name of a regular segment on his channel Wednesday.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the last WAINGAFAT Wednesday on YouTube yesterday?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, Angry always knows how to point out something's douchbaggery."

by netmanAA April 24, 2011

Wixing Your Mords

When you accidentally mix up consanants of one word with the other in a sentence that sound like real words but totally alter the original meaning

Examples:

"I'm crappy to bring hackers if you're making soup."
"There you go wixing your mords again."

Oh, I better bring my proper shoes when I go cock riming this weekend...Oh I'm so embarrased, I'm mixing my words again!

by Dennypeg March 26, 2010

Wating

Wating is w(annabe) dating. You desperately want to date but think you are too good for a datingsite.

Rik: Well, I don't understand why I am still single. Everyone has a partner because they're losers who date on datingsites.
Derek: Oh my god, Rik, you are so obviously wating.

by Donchy November 11, 2014

wating

Pronounced like "waiting". Two individuals who are attracted to one another, though, they can not or will not be considered dating yet. One can jump in and out of the waiting phase since it is not as serious as dating. Like the term waiting, but in a relationship sense.

Joe: Arent you two dating already?
Tom: No, we're wating.

by TheTwixtr January 16, 2017

Waming

Getting owned. Usually by Donald Trump.

The Global Waming is really going to get bad when the Storm comes

by TrumpTrain17 January 28, 2019

dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.

Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through

by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018