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Virtual breeding

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
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Virtual Insanity

What we're living in
Futures made of virtual insanity
Now always seem to be governed by this love we have
For useless twisting of our new technology
Oh, now there is no sound
For we all live underground
by A. J. J. September 3, 2023
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National Virtual Fuck Day

April 18th is National Virtual Fuck Day. A day where you get to ask anyone to have good virtual fun and they can't say no!
1: Today's April 18th, right?
2: yeah, why?
1: It's National Virtual Fuck Day!
by jard30 April 17, 2021
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Virtual Porn

3D-rendering of computer generated porn featuring young nude girls in a "toon" virtual realistic format, naked or having sex. Similar to Anime, virtual porn, aka V-Porn, 3D-rendered computer generated graphics depict sexual situations using 3D-rendered computer images of naked girls having sex.
I can't believe how lifelike virtual porn is compared to the real thing!
by Elisa-LTG October 5, 2008
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Virtual Hug

-Hugging from a distance because you don't wanna move

-You hate hugs but your friends don't.

-The person is one smelly kid.
Stinker: Ahh! I'm not gonna see you for a whole weekend! HUG ME!
You: Uh..I'm not a huggy person..VIRTUAL HUG!
Stinker: YAYY! ^^

LATER;

You: Thank fuck..U_U
by MOshi SHizumi December 22, 2008
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Virtual STD

A virtually transmitted disease, where someone you mercy-friend'ed on Facebook won't stop stalking your profile, by constantly and annoyingly commenting on your pics and postings.
I caught a virtual STD on Facebook last week - I accepted a friend request from an old work friend and she's been stalking my profile ever since.
by regretful mercy-friender May 11, 2009
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Virtual Popstar

Commonly known as 'VP' Virtual Popstar is a pixel dress up doll site with forums. The site currently has 0 development and terrible leadership. Some of the clothing is cute but overall the community is toxic.
"Do you know how Everskies came to be? Parrot hacked Virtual Popstar and then him and Tut got banned so they decided to create a new site!"
by idk hi besties May 16, 2021
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