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Venus

2. Second planet from the sun. Almost the size of Earth. At various points in the two planets' orbits it is visible in Earth's sky as the so-called morning or evening star. A runaway greenhouse effect has generated temperatures at the surface of around 480 degrees Centigrade, under an atmospheric pressure of around 90 bars, equivalent to the water pressure nearly one kilometre under the sea on Earth. Atmosphere mainly carbon dioxide, contains notable amounts of sulphur dioxide. Sulphuric acid virga (rain that re-evaporates in mid-air) falls from cloud deck about 30 miles above the surface. Diameter about 7,500 miles. Most surface features named for historic or mythical women. Various interesting surface features mapped by the Magellan probe's radar technology. Surface gravity 90 percent of that on Earth. No natural satellites. On current theories, Venus may be a portent of future conditions on Earth's surface as the sun brightens in ages to come. It may also serve as a warning of the (relatively modest but still highly undesirable) effects that carbon dioxide emissions by human industry may have on our own planetary environment.

2. The planet's namesake is the ancient Roman goddess of love, sex and beauty. Modelled on the Greek Aphrodite. One thoroughly industrial-strength bodacious babe. Shag her and die ... or die and shag her, whichever. Compare this image with the nature of the planet's surface and ponder that, as Freddie Mercury once put it, love kills.
Venus is looking really nice in the evening sky tonight.

Oh, Venus, please let me have Aurelia Calypyggia in my bed tonight.
by Fearman May 10, 2008
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venus

1.Roman goddess of love, chaste and otherwise worldly. Deriving from greek goddess Aphrodite.
2. Slutty goddess who slept around with most everyone in and out of Mt. Olympus.
"Venus must hate me! i haven't gotten laid in a greek century!"
by siescierto May 2, 2004
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Venus Thigh Trap

The Venus Thigh Trap is experienced when an unsuspecting male is lured by a women into being clinched between a her thighs during an intimate (unclothed) or romantic (clothed) encounter. The meaning is a hybrid of the following components:
1. The Roman goddess Venus, who is associated with love, beauty and fertility
2. The Venus Flytrap, the most commonly recognized and cultivated carnivorous plant

Like an insect caught in the Flytrap, if a man finds himself in this position, he may be either use what's left of his waning strength to wriggle free, or succumb to the woman in which case she has asserted her dominance.
Man recounting the events of the previous night: "I was making out with Amanda, and one thing led to another. But I really didn't want to sleep with her so I said we should take a break and watch TV. So one moment we were relaxing, and the next thing you know, she had me in a wicked Venus Thigh Trap. After that, I was done for, she had her way with me."
by Samantha Van Boven May 26, 2008
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Venus

Vagina and Penis combined
Aphrodite has venus
by weirdPseudonym May 30, 2018
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Venue

Shady nightclub in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, UK, which attracts the majority of teenagers between 13 and 17 who can't get into a real nightclub.
"....then we all got ID'd so we went to Venue... It was poor."
by dkeb February 16, 2009
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Rusty Venture

Hotly debated sexual practice. Many definitions can be found but the overwhelming consensus defines the activity as overactive masturbation that results in a raw, red dick.
That girl was so hot she made me go home and give myself a Rusty Venture.
by James( MonkeyMan) November 25, 2010
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Rusty Venture

Has a few potential meanings. A Rusty Venture is:

1) When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off into his own shit.

2) When you 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum; then you turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes.

3) When you take a scuba snorkel and put your cock in the wee bendy mouth part, then sneak the other end right up your back address. Then you grab the middle of the snorkel and you're fuckin' your own ass and runnin' your own crank until you're standin' in a pile of your own jizzum.

3) When you fist a guy and then open up your hand inside his asshole and grab whatever you can. Whatever you come out with, you rub on his dick.

4) Could be a straight move. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex and she shits all over your dick; when you're about to come you pull out and blow shit all over her tits. That's the Rusty part; the Venture part is when you eat it without using your hands.

5) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
The Rusty Venture is a mysterious maneuver from the Castro community of the 1970s.
by Joobin November 25, 2010
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